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Backup - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.

Bit - A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."

Bug - The reason you give for calling in sick.

Byte - Whut them dang flys do.

Cache - Needed when you run out of food stamps.

Chip - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in.

Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited.

Digital control - What yore fingers do on the TV remote.

Diskette - Female disco dancer.

Download - Gettin' the farwood off the pickup.

Enter - Northern 'fer c'mon in y'all.

Floppy - When you run out of Polygrip.

Floppydisk - Whatcha git from tryin' to carry to much farwood.

Hacker - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.

Hard drive - Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.

Internet - Where cafeteria workers put thier hair.

Keyboard - Place to hang your truck keys.

LAN - To borrow as in, "Hey Bart! LAN me yore truck."

Laptop - Whur the kitty sleeps.

Log off - Don't add no more wood.

Log on - Making the wood stove hotter.

Mac - Big Bubba's favorite fast food.

Mainframe - Holds up the barn ruf.

Megahertz - When yer not keerful gettin' that farwood downloaded.

Microchip - Whut's left in the munchie bag.

Modem - How you got rid of your dandelions.

Mouse Pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live.

Network - How to get yer bait for fishin.

Online - Where you hang your clothes to dry.

Packet - What you do to a suitcase before a trip.

Prompt - Whut th mail ain't in the winter taim.

Reboot - What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.

Screen - Whut to shut when it's black fly season.

Software - Them dang plastik forks and knives.

Superconducter - Amtrak's Employee of the year.

Terminal - Time to call the undertaker.

Windows - Place in the truck to hang your guns.