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| He said: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. |
| She said: You wear pants don't you? |
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| He said: Shall we try swapping positions tonight? |
| She said: That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. |
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| He said: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? |
| She said: Turn sideways and look in the mirror! |
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| Only a wall in a ladies toilet: "My husband follows me everywhere" Written just below it... "I do not". |
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| Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? |
| A: Both of them. |
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| Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future? |
| A: He buys two cases of beer. |
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| Q: What is the difference between men and government bonds? |
| A: The bonds mature. |
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| Q: Why are blonde jokes so short? |
| A: So men can remember them. |
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| Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? |
| A: We don't know; it has never happened. |
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| Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? |
| A: They already have boyfriends. |
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| Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? |
| A: A widow. |
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| Q: Why are married men heavier than single men? |
| A: Single men come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married men come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. |
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| Q: What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? |
| A: They're married. |
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| Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" |
| God says: "So you would love her." |
| Man says: "Why did you make her so dumb?" |
| God says: "So she would love you." |