Social worker: “So where's your baby vicky?”

Vicky: “Yeh but no but no but Carly found a pube in her lasagne, and Darren said he was gonna go to third base with Amber but that was RUBBAAASH and don't listen to Amber. I like Amber but she ain't my friend so you better talk to Amber but I dont know her. Anyway, I dont know nuffin' so SHUT AAP!”

Social worker: “All I want to know Vicky is where your baby is...?”

Vicky: “Oh, I swapped it for a Westlife CD."

Social worker: “OH MY GOD!!! HOW COULD YOU?!?!"

Vicky: “I know.... they're RUBBAAASH!!"

You can see Vicky in full flow from a scene in a courtroom (linked to the BBC's website).