/* Source Code to Windows 2000 */ 
          #include "win31.h" 
          #include "win95.h" 
          #include "win98.h" 
          #include "workst~1.h" 
          #include "evenmore.h" 
          #include "oldstuff.h" 
          #include "billrulz.h" 
          #include "monopoly.h" 
          #include "bluescreen.h"
          #include "bufferoverflows.h"
          #define INSTALL = HARD 
          char make_prog_look_big[1600000]; 
          void main() 
          { 
              while(!CRASHED) 
              { 
                  display_copyright_message(); 
                  display_bill_rules_message(); 
                  do_nothing_loop(); 
                  if (first_time_installation) 
                  { 
                      make_50_megabyte_swapfile(); 
                      do_nothing_loop(); 
                      totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system(); 
                      search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2(); 
                      make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux(); 
                      disable_Netscape(); 
                      disable_RealPlayer(); 
                      disable_Lotus_Products(); 
                      hang_system(); 
                  } 
                  write_something(anything); 
                  display_copyright_message(); 
                  do_nothing_loop(); 
                  do_some_stuff(); 
                  if (still_not_crashed) 
                  { 
                      display_copyright_message(); 
                      do_nothing_loop(); 
                      basically_run_windows_3.1(); 
                      do_nothing_loop(); 
                      do_nothing_loop(); 
                  } 
              } 
              if (detect_cache()) 
                  disable_cache(); 
              if (fast_cpu()) 
              { 
                   set_wait_states(lots); 
                   set_mouse(speed, very_slow); 
                   set_mouse(action, jumpy); 
                   set_mouse(reaction, sometimes); 
              } 
              /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1");    */ 
              /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");   */ 
              /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95");     */ 
              /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */ 
              /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98");     */ 
              /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */ 
              printf("Welcome to Windows 2000"); 
              if (system_ok()) 
                  crash(to_dos_prompt) 
              else 
                  system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE); 
              while(something) 
              { 
                  sleep(5); 
                  get_user_input(); 
                  sleep(5); 
                  act_on_user_input(); 
                  sleep(5); 
              } 
              create_general_protection_fault();
          }